

The manual, however, does mention that the Dude believes his town to be under some sort of madness outbreak and that it's up to him to stop it, as well as the in-game diary of the Dude ranting about "cleansing" the Earth. Here, very little is known of the Dude, only that he's been evicted from his home (there's a moving van parked in front of his home) and has been driven insane as a result, but no real back story evolves during the game. He wears his trademark leather trench coat and sunglasses at all times, though he can wear various outfits that will affect how the people of Paradise view him and will affect the HUD with unique designs as well. He often states he doesn't like video games after killing people, however he is seen supporting them, since at one point he sets up a petition to "Make Whiney Congressmen Play Violent Video Games." Dude, Sr.The Dude appears as calm and easy-going, but can be sociopathic and cynical when pushed to the edge. | The Bitch | Champ | Vince Desi | Mike J | Habib | Gary Coleman | T. The Bitch as she appears in Postal III Characters in POSTAL 2 The Bitch first appeared in the Postal games in an animated cutscene in Postal III.However, as seen in Paradise Lost, it is crossed out and Mike J is written underneath it She has the Dude's name tattooed above her right breast.As the game is still in development, this is unconfirmed. It is unknown what happens to her afterwards, but it's possible that she died when the rocks collapse on her.Ī sign in Edensin implies that "Mike J killed his wife" instead of the Postal Dude. She starts crying and smashing around the place while the Postal Dude escapes and rocks seal off the entrance behind him. The Postal Dude's simple response was giving her the finger and telling her he doesn't "give a shit", a nod to Gone with the Wind. The Bitch is then destroyed once and for all by the leftover IED thrown by the Dude.Īlternatively, if the player has zero kills on their current run, she will have a change of heart realizing that the love of her life wasn't a Mad Cow Zombie Demon Overlord, but the Postal Dude, and asks him to take her back. When defeated once more, she berates the Dude about their life together, how he was a terrible husband, and how he never remembered her rocky road. Eventually, she falls into a giant abyss where she transforms into a giant demon, serving as the final boss in Paradise Lost.

During this fight, she swallows several loads of Mike J's man-milk causing her to swell in size. Later, she reappears with Mike J at the Hell Hole on Friday, attempting to take Champ away from The Dude, leading to another boss fight. Either way, Mike J will revive her with his "life-giving man milk" which will make her fat, and the Dude remarks "Now I recognize her". The player is given the option to either kill her (with violence) or to trick her into dashing into four giant cakes which disable her. However, upon hearing the Dude's voice, she gets pissed, leading to a boss fight with her. She has lost a lot of weight and is about to marry Madcow Mike J. In Paradise Lost, the Bitch finally makes her first physical appearance at the end of Wednesday. She leaves the Dude and "moves back in with mother" at the start of Apocalypse Weekend. She makes special note for the Dude to "not forget her Rocky Road" which ironically, is never on the Dude's list of errands. During the game, she will not let the Dude back into the trailer until he has completed the errands of the day. She leaves "a list of chores" for the Dude to do at the beginning of each day. The Postal Dude's wife, she goes unseen throughout the base game and is only heard in cutscenes.
